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God: Creator of Worlds, Decider of Super Bowls

By Jeff Wahl On May - 28 - 2010

No wonder this planet is going to Hell, God is way too busy fixing the Grammy's and deciding who wins the Super Bowl to bother fighting the forces of Evil.

I'm looking at you David Caruso.  If God was paying attention then clearly your inexplicable acting career would have ended after the release of Kiss of Death and before Jade. 

Now we're left with this.

Satan 1—God 0

But I digress.

What happened to you God?  You used to be cool.

Over 13 billion years ago (or 4000, but lets not split hairs), God created the Universe. 

This vast entity comprises everything perceived to exist physically, the entirety of space and time, and all forms of matter and energy.

God did that.  Even Bono would bow down to that guy.

But eventually being awesome just gets old.

Apparently bored with Dinosaurs, God made Man in His image, and soon thereafter he proceeded to get all up in our business.

When He wasn't destroying cities because of their penchant for kinky sex (Gen 16:24), he was killing dudes for pulling out (Gen 38:10).

My p...

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