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Called Shots: How To Dump a Chick Like a Pro

By Chris Cluff On July - 22 - 2009

Dallas quarterback Tony Romo reportedly gave girlfriend Jessica Simpson the big D (as in dump) on the eve of her 29th birthday last week. 

Apparently he figured he should release her before she joined the ranks of Shaun Alexander, Edgerrin James, and other over-30 busts. 

So now, with Terrell Owens and Jessica out of the picture, Romo has gotten rid of the three biggest boobs he knew.

Speaking of dumping chicks … NBA star Richard Jefferson recently ditched his fiancee, a former Knicks' dancer, and shelled out six figures to the cheerleader for her trouble. After he signed with San Antonio, Jefferson probably figured he could get an upgraded model off the roster of the Spurs’ Silver Dancers.   

Speaking of getting lucky … Matt Cassel, ex-Patriot turned chief Kansas City QB, signed a contract last week that will guarantee him $28 million over the next six years. 

So let’s get this straight: A guy (Matthew Stafford) who has not played a down in the NFL is worth $42 million and a guy (Cassel) who has started just 15 games is worth $28 million. ...

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