My recent illness has left me in an almost irate state.
I have not seen the lush light of outside for days, and as a result, my body has turned whiter than a lamb.
Additionally, the continuous confine of my sofa has left permanent red-marks on my back, which have begun to look like a bad case of sun-burn.
I have also gone through more medication and eye-drops than “Sick” Richards, whom I am sure you are all familiar with.
The point of this article is not to be funny, nor is it to contend for an Article of the Day award. Rather, it is for you all to take a shot at me.
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