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Doping Scandals Erupt At Westminster Dog Show (satire)

By Andrew Bock On February - 15 - 2010

Just when Americans thought doping and drug scandals were exclusive to human beings, along comes a pair of shocking revelations at this year's Westminster Kennel Club's annual dog show.

Early reports have indicated that not one, but two dogs, at the Super Bowl of dog pageants, have been cited for both, anabolic steroid use and marijuana possession.

The latest announcement came in around 9:45 p.m. on Monday as judging for the toy group had just concluded. Moon Walk, a toy poodle and winner of his group was pulled aside, as he returned to the backstage area. It was here, he was informed that he had tested positive for the steroid, Tamoxifen, which is used as an anti-estrogen anabolic commonly used for weight training purposes.

This new scandal comes on the heels of the Sunday morning marijuana arrest of Devil, a dreadlocked Havanese, with a history of off-field incidents. This is Devil's third arrest in the past 16 months. In June and October 2009, he was cited for littering (not picking up after himself) and then later gun possession.

Westminster officials were said at a loss for words when news of the second incident came down. One judge said,...

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