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Nuptials Loom Smaller for the Future Mr. & Mrs. Khardashian

By William Russo On August - 18 - 2011

 The couple soon to enter into wedded bliss, Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian (or is that Kim Humphries and Kris Kardashian?) have promised no nuptials before the wedding. 

And those sensation-seeking guests who take up too much space have been the first casualties of the epic battle that makes Paris stealing Helen of Troy look like a bad movie with Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom.

Yes, Kim or one of the high and mighty Kardashians just think the wedding is becoming too gross, too bloated, too overwhelming and too much to bear.

They’ve finally caught up with everyone else. 

Their solution is simple. Cut that overgrown guest list.

Not since Truman Capote left people off his masquerade party list have people been more embarrassed and distressed to be among the partygoers who have been cut without a slice of wedding cake.

Imagine pressing your tux only to be left outside the church.

When every product used at your wedding is paying you a fee for usage, then you may not need another...

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