Great Dane in the morning! It was not even close.
At Copenhagen's Bella Center, Rio de Janeiro sent out the hounds on the Buffalo Bills of the BidBowl, Team Madrid in a 66-32 clobbering to win the 2016 Summer Olympic Games.
"My God, that wasn't even close," said Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, president of Brazil and head coach of Rio. "We stepped into the Twilight Zone and pounded the stuffing out those Spaniards."
Quarterback Carlos Arthur Nuzman was flawless in dissecting the Madrid defense, whose coordinator brought the "Human Touch" formation in which they would not stop the speedy Rio receivers so as to knock them out until the 2014 World Cup.
"It was rough, because Japan is known for having some good football players," said a sweaty Nuzman. "But they haven't seen the likes of this. And neither did Madrid. We are the best bid football team in the world...at least until the bid for the city hosting after Sochi."
Offensively, Madrid was a mess. "This will be the last time I ever consider becoming an offensive coordinator for a bunch of Boy Scouts," Juan Antonio Samaranch grumbled before heading back to retire in his mansion in Spain. "I need my ...
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