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Top 10 Ways To Get Your Girlfriend To Watch Sports

By Greg Riot On January - 6 - 2010


Desperate times call for desperate measures, but if you choose either of these two roads to failure, you’re going to regret it.

10. Don’t Make A Deal With The Devil

My buddy had a girlfriend who acted like Warden Norton from “Shawshank Redemption ” and treated him like Andy Dufresne. She was glued to his hip like he was on 24/7 probation watch, with the only difference being that my friend wasn’t nearly as smart as Dufresne.

Case in point: when she made a deal with him to watch the NFL’s Wild Card Playoff weekend one year.

He watched. He bet on a few games without telling her. He had a great time. And all the while, she was sitting there with her arms folded making small talk and rolling her eyes every time her conversation was broken up by something exciting happening on the TV.

She was there because she knew she had committed her boyfriend to a “you owe me” clause before they even joined the party. My buddy sold his soul to wa...

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