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Introducing Mark McGwire Will Be Tricky

Oh…MAN! The St. Louis Cardinals are having trouble coming up with ways to introduce their new hitting coach, Mark McGwire , because…well…he’s a douchebag. McGwire literally went into hiding after the congressional hearing about performance enhancing drugs and now has thrust himself in to the spotlight by aligning himself with his former team in a coaching role. The air of intrigue surrounds Busch Memorial Stadium is at an all-time high, and if the PR team of the Cards isn’t suited to handle this particular intro, I’m here to help!

Question: So Mark, let’s talk about the past…
Answer: I’m not here to talk about the past. I’m not going to talk about what happened in my childhood, when I was a teenager, when I was a player or even what happened five-seconds ago. I’m not even going to talk about things I just said. I want to focus on the future.

Question: Where have you been for the past four years?...

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