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Doping Scandals Erupt At Westminster Dog Show (satire)

By Andrew Bock On February - 15 - 2010
Just when Americans thought doping and drug scandals were exclusive to human beings, along comes a pair of shocking revelations at this year's Westminster Kennel Club's annual dog show. Early reports have indicated that not one, but two dogs, at the Super Bowl of dog pageants, have been cited for both, anabolic steroid use and marijuana possession. The latest announcement came in around 9:45 p.m. on Monday as judging for the toy group had just concluded. Moon Walk, a toy poodle and winner of his group was pulled aside, as he returned to the backstage area. It was ...

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