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ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit Takes Stand in Mack Brown Trial
On October - 14 - 2009
The University of Texas Alumni Association (Texas Exes) lawsuit trial over the severance package paid to departing Head Coach Mack Brown was jolted today by the testimony of an unexpected witness, who was questioned by counsel for the Texas Exes.
Counsel: Will the witness please state his name.
Witness: Kirk Herbstreit.
C: Please tell the court your occupation.
W: Animated analyst.
C: You mean that's not really you I see on TV, but a cartoon character?
W: (Stuttering) Well, er, no, that's really me, in all my glory, I was just, uh, trying to, uh, say that I try to bring, uh, some, uh, animalistic life ...