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Sports Tips From Sarah Palin (Satire)

By Stan Silliman On August - 5 - 2010

Sarah Palin is in town promoting her new book “Going Rogue , ” so we thought it might be a good time to get a few sports tips and ideas from the sporty ex-vice presidential candidate.

A guy in front of me is anxious to present a gift to Sarah, a folding hunting knife he had forged himself. As he hands it to Palin, she reaches in her boot, saying, “That’s not a knife. THIS is a knife!” Then she pulls out a Rambo 12 jagged-blade, stabbing it into her desk. I’m thinking I’m going to have to word my questions a little more carefully.

 

S.O.S.: Not many of us in the lower 48 have ever been moose hunting. Are there any special secrets for bagging a big one?

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