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Take Note, Cruel World: Michael Phelps is Back

By Jo-Ryan Salazar On August - 1 - 2009

Well, Milorad Cavic, you said you were going to get your revenge against your nemesis Michael Phelps.

Guess what, buddy? You're gonna have to write your mea culpa wikiwiki to the American Superfish.

That's right, my friend, you are going to have to recant. He beat you again. I say it once more: he beat you at the 100-meter butterfly AGAIN.

Two for two, Cavic. Count it. Index and middle. Two for two.

And no, don't try to be cute and flash it palm outward towards this Bleacher Report analyst. I'm just gonna have to laugh.

The truth hurts, but it is what it is.

Polyurethane what? Arena who? Milorad, be honest with yourself: if you can't beat him, just accept the offer to race him with what he wears or simply give up.

The choice is yours.

You know what—and this time I am speaking to all you fan people of Cavic, you Phelps-haters, you—I am actually chuffed that FINA has decided: "Away with these haughty bodysuits. If they can't use steroids, they will use this as an alternative. To Davy Jones with them!"

And the reality is this: Michael Phelps is BACK.

With a vengeance. No, thi...

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